Yes, the rumors are true: Slammy once aspired to become the world’s greatest basketball player. Unfortunately, Slammy didn’t get selected in the NBA draft because he is what the pros call, “vertically challenged.” Lucky for Slammy (and everyone else), the same qualities that make amazing basketball players also make amazing moisturizers: smooth moves, creamy texture, undying commitment to excellence, etc.

It just goes to show…greatness comes in all shapes and sizes!

Slammy Dimensions: 11 1/2″ H x 6″ D x 7 1/2W

*Limit One Slammy Per Customer*

Slammy the Squoosh Cheat Sheet

• Face-changing ResultsSnuggles you when you’re happy. Hugs you when you’re sad.
• Made forAnyone who likes soft, fluffy friends.
• New-School BenefitsLove. Joy. Friendship. Not moisture, though.
• FYISlammy is not actually a moisturizer. If you want a moisturizer, try Slammy’s namesake Slam Dunk.

Why you’ll love it

Fluff

Feels good when squeezed

Fabric

Keeps fluff safely inside (unless gnawed by dogs)

Pillowyness

Helps support head during sleep

How to use

(unless you are going places where he will get super dirty or attacked by rats or something).